23 Oct Top 10 Worst Birthday Wishes…
Having a member of our team turning her big 30th, the birthday wishes have been a daily topic in the office! If you want to enjoy a quick moment of fun, read the below!
Sometimes people have a ‘special’ sense of humour wishing a Happy Birthday!
- When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
- OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.
- Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.
- Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.
- Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.
- Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.
- It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.
- On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.
- Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday.
- The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift. Happy birthday.